Remember the song "Safety Dance"? I thought they were saying "we can dance, everybody pull off your pants" instead of "everybody look at your hands". I still like to sing this version! :P
A childhood belief about misheard lyrics

others believed things like this
- the dance settee seems to be very popular... I'm another one who thought of Jesus dancing on a sofa....Anon
- I used to believe when a dog humped you it was trying to dance with you. Anon
- One of my friends used to believe that appendixitis was a Hawiian dance. — Jessica Tinch (belief by Tara Luethke)
- Does anybody remember that song "OUT OF REACH" well i remember i used to sing it as "BATTEERRRRYYY". — meeeeeeeee
- i used to believe i looked exactly like michael jackson when he dance - when i was jumping.— sandy.
- i used to believe that cats were aliens and dogs wanted to dance with them and eat pie!— joah nacobs