I used to believe that I had no anus (nor did anyone else, I supposed, but that poop just oozed out of my butt by some sort of osmosis and formed into turds there.
A childhood belief about weeing and pooing

others believed things like this
- i used to think that your butt cheeks is where your poop was stored. Anon
- i used to think there were little mini oompa loompas inside of me that pushed the poop out of my buttAnon
- I was sure I had it figured out: exploding turds caused farts.— al
- i thought the chunks in blue cheese dressing were bunny turds because we had a rabbit and my mom told me soAnon
- I actually asked my mother if mixing girls' poop and boys' poop would cause an explosion.— kraine
- I used to believe clouds were formed by jets and their exhaust. — Olivia