I once told my whole family i wanted to be a dancer as in the movie Fast Foreward where dancers dance up and down the strip. Not having a particular title for the profession i called it strip dancing and being 8 years old i got some really weird looks.
A childhood belief about work

others believed things like this
- I used to believe that a strip club meant that you took your own clothing off — Adam
- I used to think that a strip mall was where you shop naked.— WD
- I thought strip malls were just that, stripper clubs.— Neo
- the dance settee seems to be very popular... I'm another one who thought of Jesus dancing on a sofa....Anon
- I believed I could tap dance by moving my feet real fast. — Aussie
- i used to believe that cats were aliens and dogs wanted to dance with them and eat pie!— joah nacobs