I was over at my friends house watching x-men. I was sitting next to my friends little brother ( he was about 3 or 4) we were watching the part were they show that lady covered in blue that can shape into forms then he looked at me and said " sa'uh, where's her weeny?" I said " she doesn't have a weeny" and he responed " Yeah, my mommy doesn't have a weeny either, BUT I DO!".
A childhood belief about rude bits

others believed things like this
- i use to think that i was part of a tv show that a giant was watching— victoria
- After watching a crazy TV show, I believed that aliens were real. I still have a little fear of them. — Niki005
- I used to believe that a homosexual is a man who doesn't have erection. — paatrik
- Used to wonder why a hamburger is called that if it doesn't have any ham...— Axecutioner
- when i was about 5 or 6 i thought sombody was watching me on t.v like i was watching them. — leigha
- I was told that if one doesn't cover their mouth when yawning that their soul would escape.Anon