I have always heard two lines in Green Day's "Good Riddance (Time of Your Life)" as the following:
"...Tounge grabs you by the wrist, directs you where to go..."
-(TIME grabs you by the wrist...)
"...Hang it on the shelf with good old fingered time..."
-(hang it on the shelf IN good HEALTH and GOOD TIME)
I recently learned how to play this song on guitar, and it wasn't until I looked up the lyrics online that I realized I had been singing the song wrong for years
A childhood belief about misheard lyrics

others believed things like this
- I used to think the song "Hang on sloopy" was "hang on snoopy"— gina
- I used to believe wolverines made good housepets -- I was wrong.— I told you so
- I used to believe that you could catch AIDS from just looking at a nud girl. Good thing I was WRONG— Mbm4615
- I used to believe that aliens would come and take me if I wasn't good to my parents— somebody
- Good looked exactly like George Washington.
I have no idea where I got this.— Leen - My Mother used to tell me only the good die young and I would live to be 100+ years old because I was bad.— William