I used to believe that women were impregnated by performing oral sex.
A childhood belief about oral sex

others believed things like this
- Women were impregnated by eating a lot of cheese— George
- I believed that oral sex was people having sex in space.
I think I got 'oral' mixed up with 'astral'— PinkPanther - last time when the television was on i thought the people were performing in it -.-
— irritated kid - i used to think oral sex was the same as phone sex.— hoolichow
- i used to think that oral sex was kissingAnon
- I used to believe oral sex was french kissing.— Anonymous