I used to think that a queef was just a regular fart, NOT the kind of fart that cometh from a woman's inner area. When I was around 18, I had told my boyfriend at the time about how my best friend and I would go around saying "I queefed". He then asked me if I knew what it really meant. Of course I didn't know that it could mean anything else, and when I asked him what it really was, he wouldn't tell me (being that he was a little more sexually adept than I was). Anyway, I found out the true meaning when I was 21--my roomie and some friends set me straight during a discussion on bodily functions.
Rat Boy, I hate you for not telling me before!
A childhood belief about farting
others believed things like this
- I once told a friend of mine that if you held in a smelly burp, it'd turn into a fart. She believed me.Anon
- My brother once told me that if you burp and fart at the same time, you'd explode— Aubrey
- I was told in first grade that if you fart burp and sneeze at the same time you would blow up— bob doodle
- When I first met my husband, he thought women didn't fart. He was really surprised after he met me!!!Anon
- I used to believe that my grandpa had a special power that made him fart each time I pulled his finger. — confused
- I used to believe if you fart hard enough you can fly— Bob