Until I saw this site, I thought the Blind Melon verse "You know I like to keep my cheeks dry today" was "You know I like to keep my cheating strategy, so stick with me and I'll have it made."
When my sister was really little in the 1960s, she thought that the superhero Hercules was called "Hurt your knees."
Maybe there was something in the water?
A childhood belief about misheard lyrics

others believed things like this
- when i was younger i thought ac/dc's dirty deeds (done dirt cheap), was dirty knees and the thunder cheeks.— S
- I used to think that Batman was Blackman. He wore a black superhero outfit, so it made sense to me.Anon
- I called every body part my elbow. For example if my leg hurt I would say my elbow hurt.— Kady
- When i was young i thought a stick shift was when u drive with a stickAnon
- my sister used to believe that glasses were for blind people.— Lauren
- I used to think that if you go into a shower nothing can hurt you because you're protected by water — Foxxip