When I was about 3 years old, I went to church with my mom and dad. They told me all about church and told me that it was God's house (that was so I would behave, I had to behave at other people's houses). Well, when I got there and church started, I was looking all around the pews and picking up the kneelers and hymnals. My parents asked me what I was doing and I said "I'm looking for God... this is his house and he isn't even here... that is very rude, mommy." Later on I learned the truth.
A childhood belief about church
others believed things like this
- My fiance was in church as a kid and he saw the Vicar of the church and asked his Mum if it was God.— Andys fiancee
- I used to think people were made of dirt and mayonnaise. I kind of rememeber picking this up at church.— julia
- I used to think that church songs were pop music. Well, we did sing them in church every week...— Roxy
- After being told by my parents or relatives to "behave," I would usually reply: "I am being have."— Ed
- I was sad for many years because my aunt once told me I would go to hell for farting in church!— Tara
- I was told that if your ever swore in church, as you walked out God would strike you with a bolt of lightning.— Lou