I once saw a lady nursing her baby in a public bathroom. For the longest time after that I thought that when a lady got pregnant the baby grew off of her breast and when it was ripe you picked it off like a grape! MWAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!
A childhood belief about reproduction
others believed things like this
- I believed (thanks to my mum) that babies grew on "baby trees" and simply 'fell off' when they were ripe!!!— Stace
- I used to think that in public toilets, the cleaning lady actually lived in the supply cupboard.Anon
- I used to think that Chris de burgh song Lady in red was Lady in Bread
— Omega-R-Fox - My Brother used to think that Chris de Burgh was singing 'Lady in bed' instead of lady in red'— Kerry, Manchester
- I used to think the song "dude looks like a lady" by aerosmith was "doodles like a lady"— I used to believe
- I used to believe the song "Dude Looks Like A Lady" said "Do It Like A Lady"— jvf