i used to believe that at the wedding when man and woman got married and they kissed the guy coughed up the sperm and i was like mom doesnt that taste bad. now i know why she looked at me funny.
A childhood belief about reproduction

others believed things like this
- That when people kissed at a wedding that's when the women got pregnant— Conner
- I used to believe that babies were made when the bride and groom kissed at the weddingAnon
- I used to believe that having children could only happen after a wedding with the person you are married to.Anon
- I used to believe that a baby's sex was determined by whether the sperm had a picture of a man or woman on it.— David E.
- I use to believe that the man peed in the woman to get her pregnant. Didn't know about sperm until sex ed. — das
- I thought sperm were fish and when I got a goldfish I went around telling everyone i had a sperm— Kara