When I was a child, my sister once told me that that only reason why I ever had to poop was because I'd been a naughty little girl, and if ever I quit being naughty, I'd quit pooping. To this very day, I never poop without finding myself working at telling myself that I'm not really doing anything naughty.
A childhood belief about weeing and pooing

others believed things like this
- I use to believe that you would get ill because you were naughty— Ríoghnach
- That God was always watching you, and if you were naughty he would kill you— Alex
- I used to believe that if you were naughty at school then you'd have to go upstairs and sit on your bed!— Eve
- when i was 4or5 i thought if i was naughty i would get sent to jail.— JESSELEE GWYNNE (VICTORA)
- I used to believe if I am naughty, a policeman would come get me and throw me to jail!— Melody
- When i was little i used to think that my foot was a "naughty part" that no one else was supposed to see.Anon