When my cousin was about five the word truck and the "F" word sounded the same out of his mouth. One day we were at the beach and a truck drove behind a bench where a couple was kissing and he ran over pointed and yelled "Look mom a big f***"
A childhood belief about swearing

others believed things like this
- I wanted to grow up and be a truck. Not a truck driver, a truck. Anon
- that the word "couple" as in "a couple of items" was synonymous with "several", rather than "just two".— Blair A. Petterson
- i used to think that the word "stupid" was a curse word, ranging in scale right beside the "f" word.Anon
- My cousin used to believe that Wells Fargo was a bad word.— Captain Wheeler
- My cousin used to think that "body" was a swear word.— Jordan
- i used to believe that when i grew up i was going to become the wheel of a truckAnon