When I was 11, I thought that Newt Gingrich was really named Nude Gingrich.
A childhood belief about names

others believed things like this
- When I was a kid I thought babies where made when people hold hands and kissed nude...— Ryan
- I thought that Olivia Newton John was a group, Olivia Newt and John. — Sam O.
- I remember thinking that the "Nude Furniture" store was some sort of naughty place. — Texas Rocky
- I used to think that Olivia-Newton John was three people like Sharon, Lois and Bram....Olivia, Newt and John— J
- I used to think that Olivia Newton-John was 3 people: Olivia, Newt, and John— Sally
- I used to believe nude furniture was ,furniture with pictures of naked people on them.— Bethany Mote