When I was really little I watched sesame street and my favourite song was a parody of Madonna's Material Girl called Cereal Girl, because I also walways ate cereal. My Aunt had a disco for her birthday once and they played the real version, and when I heard someone say something about 'the real material girl' i naturally assumed that they were talking about me.
A childhood belief about songs

others believed things like this
- When I was younger, I saw Madonna's video for "Material Girl". I thought she was singing "I'm a Cheerio Girl"!— Greg
- That Madonna sang "I'm a cheerio girl" instead of material girl— HN
- I always thought instead of saying "Im a material girl" Madonna was saying "Im a cheerio girl".— Tiffany
- I used to think that when you poured milk into your cereal, the cereal multiplied.— Allen
- When I was a kid I believed that if I ate cereal I would be a cereal killer.Anon
- I used to think that serial killers were "cereal killers" and would kill you by poisoning you cereal.— Jello