i used to believe that if you crapped on the toilet for long enough a huge turd would come up to my front door open it come upstairs and eat me and poo me out and the poo would turn into me and the process would start over again i beleived that up until 2 years ago im 10 now!
A childhood belief about weeing and pooing

others believed things like this
- I thought if I left the door open too long, a dog would come from the cupboard in the washroom and eat me
Anon - I belived that when I took a crap, my turd(s) would turn into snakes and bite my booty.— Butters.
- I used to think if I left the toilet seat open my cat would get flushed down the toilet.— G
- I used to believe if I fed my cat dog food that he would turn into a dog or start acting like one— Clodagh
- I used to think that you could get a tan if you turned the oven on, opened the door and stood in front of it.Anon
- i used 2 believe when i left my closet door open at
night a skelleton would pop out and wave at me— bex