Growing up in a very religious home, once in a while, we'd have "devotions". I always liked them because we had to listen to the other person so that way no one would interrupt me. (I liked to talk, still do!) So every night after dinner, which was usually the time we would have them, i'd ask my mom, "Mommy, when are we going to have divorcen?"
A childhood belief about church
others believed things like this
- I used to believe that if you had an animal listen to classical music, it'd eventually learn how to talk.Anon
- My sister uesd to think that you did a whole year's worth of growing in the night before your birthday.— Richard Davies
- On Christmas Eve all the animals are able to talk but only for that night!Anon
- Mom couldn't understand why at dinner time I wanted Chicken Pox.— Kristin
- When I was a child I used to believe that teddy bears could talk to me at night.— Daiana
- Mom told us that if we didn't eat every single bite of our veggies at dinner time, we'd get colon cancer.Anon