When I was 8 years-old I put out cookies and beer for santa claus and the next morning my dad smelt like beer and had cookie crums in his beard
A childhood belief about father christmas

others believed things like this
- I used to think that Root Beer was beer with less caloriesAnon
- i used to believe that root beer was made with root juice and beer— tm
- That you had to be a male to drink beer.— andrei gaspar
- I used to think that beer was horse pee. Probably because that's what my mom told me...— Kara
- I was always told that beer was made from horse pee.— Just me
- I used to believe that beer was called daddy juise
— jason