When I stuck my toungue out my nan she used to say she'd cut it off and use it for a stair carpet.
Why did I ever believe that?
A childhood belief about around the house

others believed things like this
- I used to believe that the way you knew when people were dead was when their toungue was sticking out. — Geneva
- i used to think that my sister was a genie and flew a magic carpet at nightAnon
- I believed you ran the vacuum to cut the carpet and used the lawn mower to smooth out the grass.— Michelle
- If you cross your eyes, they will get stuck like that.Anon
- Up until about six, I use to believe that everyone had a different color of pee and I was stuck with yellow.Anon
- I used to think when an airplane ran out of fuel, it stayed stuck in the sky.— BoB