When I was little, I was once told 'Behave!' (as all kids are from time to time) My response was: 'I'm having!' (have-ing)
A childhood belief about speaking
others believed things like this
- I thought Jesus was made up to make kids behave.Anon
- After being told by my parents or relatives to "behave," I would usually reply: "I am being have."— Ed
- I didn't quite grasp the concept of time zones, and thought that Chinese kids went to school at night.— Giselle
- I used to believe that every country in the world had the same time. Guess I didn't consider time zones eh?— what are time zones again
- As a kid every time I heard a person say "it's about time" I always replied "so what about it?"— Eli the Kid
- My brother once told me that if you burp and fart at the same time, you'd explode— Aubrey