When I was in sunday school, and we learned about heaven I didn't believe in it. I was skeptic, so I told my friend to kill me, so when I died, God would say, "You were meant to die 100 years from now! Let's go back!"
But while I sat in the box waiting to suffocate the sunday school teacher saw what we were up to. Rats. Still skeptic up to this day.
A childhood belief about people

others believed things like this
- I remember back in sunday school that if you stomped on the ground you would hurt satan. Anon
- that the money I gave at sunday school would go straight to God.— christine
- I used to believe that the sun shone brighter on a Sunday! Sunday in all languages is named after the Sun!!!— Vasu Moses
- When I was in elementary school I use to think that teacher lived at school at their desks all year long.Anon
- I used to think that my teacher lived at school until she came to school late one day. I was shocked!— Wow, you have a life?!
- When I was in elementary school nuns cam to our school. I thought that 'nun' meant they had no religion.Anon