I pledge a legion to the flag of the indicted steaks of america. and to the repugnant, for richard stanz, one naked, under guard, in the lizardball, with liver, cheese and puffed rice for all!
yes...I said this....
A childhood belief about the pledge

others believed things like this
- I thought the Pledge of Allegiance was "to the United Steaks of America," and that we were saying it to cows.— bessy
- I used to think it was the United STEAKS of America and that cows must be really important in the U.S.— Jake
- I used to beleive that liver (as in liver and onions and gravy) was rhinocerous meat.Anon
- i used to think that they killed people and took out their liver to make liver!— Sarah
- i used to always wonder how one national guard could always guard the entire nation.— karen ellis
- Would you believe liver, tea, and justice for all? Tea I could take, but liver? Ewg!— Texas granny