When I was little, I thought that it was actually my pants farting. My mom still asks me if my pants just farted.
A childhood belief about farting

others believed things like this
- I used to believe that if you farted really hard, you could fart a hole in your pants. How dumb was that?— stargirl
- i used 2 think if u lied your pants would catch on fire cus of the sayin "lier lier pants on fire!"— nell
- i thought that when you wet yourself and pooped your pants you would dieAnon
- when i was abotu 5 or 6 i thought that if i were to pull hard enough on my pants, i would float away— Aaron
- I used to believe that if you weed your pants, an alarm would go off and everyone would know you did it.— Mr Ice Creamie
- in the song with the lyrics "take your passion" my sister used to always think it was "take your pants off"— Steped