my uncle and dad have argued this for years...in the song Henery the Eighth my uncle swears the line goes "She's been married several times before" when obviously it is "seven times before" if this Henery bloke is number 8 on her list...jeez
A childhood belief about misheard lyrics

others believed things like this
- I used to think Uncle Ben and Aunt Jemima were a married couple. — l stu electtirc boogaloo
- I used to think that "One, two, three times a lady"
was: "one, two, three times related"Anon - When I was little I used to think that my uncle lived in a bus shelter.— tigga
- my uncle was a doctor, so when he told me his vw could fly, i believed.— boodles
- this guy i used to go to school with thought that Ned Kelly was his uncleAnon
- My uncle used to believe that he would grow up to be a fire engine or a tiger.
If only...— Josh Y.