When I was first told by my Sunday school teacher that God lived up in the sky, I thought that the stars were his many eyes, and they were watching us to see if we did bad things. Then I realised I could do bad things during the daytime, because God wasn't looking!
A childhood belief about church

others believed things like this
- i used to believe that stars really were star shaped, i realised at the age of 34 how wrong i was.Anon
- When I was in elementary school I use to think that teacher lived at school at their desks all year long.Anon
- I used to think that my teacher lived at school until she came to school late one day. I was shocked!— Wow, you have a life?!
- I wasn't allowed to cut my nails on a sunday , don't ask me why.— martin
- when i was was little i thought that pop stars were stars in space would pop— roman honytoast
- that the money I gave at sunday school would go straight to God.— christine