You know how "Santa"is an anagram of "Satan"? Instead af Santa, I would call him Father Christmas because I didn't want to get a gift from the devil! I was so bloody stupid...
A childhood belief about father christmas

others believed things like this
- I was told that for every christmas carol i sang before christmas time santa would give me one less present!— K
- I used to believe that at Christmas if your house never had a chimney then santa came through your letter box— Rhys James
- I thought Santa was the President of the North Pole. It was stupid I know
lol— Lynn Wright - I always wanted to use the telephone to call Jesus, Santa and Superman— Alex Burghart
- when i was little i thought that jesus delivered presents on christmas not santa .— gaby
- I used to put a camera along my fireplace on Christmas Eve in hopes to tape Santa.Anon