When I was very young, perhaps 5 or 6, I asked my dad, "Does the President(of the U.S.) own the world?"
He replied, "Well, he thinks he does."
Not having been introduced to the concept of sarcasm, I spent several years thinking that the President was this poor deluded soul whom everyone was humoring.
A childhood belief about politics

others believed things like this
- I used to believe my dad was the best male figure in the world and wondered why he wasn't president already.— Ivy :)
- I used to believe that President Ford invented the automobile.Anon
- i used to believe that everytime we elected a president was because the old one died!!:)— angel
- I used to believe that the loser of the Presidential election became the VICE President. — AirInSea
- I used to believe because I was born I Abe Lincoln's birthday I had a better shot at being President.— END
- I thought Santa was the President of the North Pole. It was stupid I know
lol— Lynn Wright