When I was little, I used to watch hockey games with my parents. When the announcer said He shoots, he scores! I thought he said Shootsky scores. I thought Shootsky was Wayne Gretzky. But for some reason I never wondered why he was on every team and scored all the goals. I also believed the Leafs could win a Stanley Cup. I still do... :(
A childhood belief about sport

others believed things like this
- whenever the tv announcer said "brought to you", I thought it was one word - "brotue".Anon
- I used to believe that fog occurs when someone shoots a cloud with a gun.Anon
- i used to think that ozzy osbourne was a hockey player, and i thought michael jackson was a basketball player.— anastacia beeverhousen
- I used to believe that a hat trick in football was achieved when a player scored a goal with their head!— Andy
- I used to think that board games were called bored games because you play them when you're bored.Anon
- I thought there was some video games so hard that if you died on them you also died in real life!— Kakuri