When I was about 6 or 7, i had an invisible best friend who was a cow, her name was Bessie. I let her sleep in my room and eat meals with me, one day we were sitting down for dinner which was hamburgers, I asked my mom what we were having "beef" she said, because I didn't know beef was cow and pork was pig etc.. I asked what beef was, my brother, jokingly responded "Bessie" I ran away crying. I still don't like burgers
A childhood belief about imaginary friends
others believed things like this
- I used to beleave that beef jerkey was cow-scabs.— Jennie
- My wife used to believe that CORNED BEEF was from cows who lived beside the seaAnon
- that the chinese dish Hunan beef was really made from humans. To this day, I have never ordered it. — kristen
- I thought ground beef was the meat they scraped off the ground at the slaughterhouse. Yuck.Anon
- Huey Lewis's "Hip to be square" - in 3rd grade I could have SWORN it was "hit the beef square". ????Anon
- I used to believe that cows laid beef, like the way chickens laid eggsAnon