I used to take grammar a little to seriously in my fervour to learn of speech. Convinced of my brilliant intellect, and chuffed with being able to figure it out for myself, I often came out with comments like "That's a good you-dea", and "Open sesa-you"...
A childhood belief about speaking

others believed things like this
- I used to think you could go to jail just by saying a word wrong during a speech.Anon
- I don't know why, but for some reason I thought that blinking your eyes powered your speech.Anon
- I once asked my mom when our cat would learn how to talk.— jenny zych
- I recently very disturbed to learn that Al Jolson was in fact Caucasian.Anon
- a friend was convinced that his school was an asylum, and couldn't be convinced otherwiseAnon
- I used to believe that if you had an animal listen to classical music, it'd eventually learn how to talk.Anon