When I was younger I used to beleive that a fat lady lived in my friends bath, needless to say I thought she could go up the toilet and drag me in or my friend, unfortunately, I thought that every time she didn't answer the phone, she had been kidnapped by the lady. That left a lot of strange answering messages.
A childhood belief about fear of

others believed things like this
- I used to think that Chris de burgh song Lady in red was Lady in Bread
— Omega-R-Fox - My Brother used to think that Chris de Burgh was singing 'Lady in bed' instead of lady in red'— Kerry, Manchester
- I used to think the song "dude looks like a lady" by aerosmith was "doodles like a lady"— I used to believe
- I used to believe the song "Dude Looks Like A Lady" said "Do It Like A Lady"— jvf
- I used to think that in public toilets, the cleaning lady actually lived in the supply cupboard.Anon
- When I first seen that boy band Hanson I thought they were all drag queen that were in bad drag. — TUTTLE