when i was a child my father would fart and then point over to the picture frame over the couch and say there was a barking spider behind the frame!!
A childhood belief about farting

others believed things like this
- when I was a child I used to believe...that dogs barking at night were chating about their day job.— Ronald Sanchez
- When I was liitle, I used to believe that if a spider would bite me than I would become Spider-Man!!!— IronManxD
- Farts really are Barking Spiders, right?Anon
- My dad would say "The snake's are barking" when he farted.— Big1
- When I was little I used to believe that dogs talked to each other when barking.Anon
- Whenever on of my parents let one lose, they would say, "Barking Spiders!"— Ginger