i used to think sex was just this really short thing called "peenie touch vagina." like if the parents wanted to make a baby, they'd do it quickly before dad left for work in the morning. they'd lean up in a doorpost, each would take down their pants to the middle of the thigh, and then dad would just lean forward and touch for a second. then mom would be pregnant.
A childhood belief about reproduction
others believed things like this
- I used to think that to give birth, a woman had a slit cut into her inner thigh, and the baby would come out.Anon
- I used to believe that eyes where just like bubbles and if you where to touch them they would pop.— Adam
- If you touch your bellybutton, it will get infected.Anon
- When i was litttle i used to believe that if a had a long enough ladder a could touch the sky.— Sarah Howell
- i used to believe that virginity was a disease that you cured by letting a boy touch u for a few minutes— heather
- My sister told me not to touch hail stones because they were radioactive. — Mary K