When i was about 7 years old, i was bored of saying that sonmeone was "thick" as an insult. So i thought id come up with another that rhymed.. and i came up with "prick" so i used to call all the other children in my street "prick". I was ok because they didnt know what it meant until i was watchin a programme with my mum and a woman called a man a prick. I jumped up in anger that she had stolen my word! My mum told me that she hoped that i hadnt made it up and demanded my definition. I just said it was when someone got a needle and pricked someone. I thought i was quite quick in getting out of trouble :P
A childhood belief about swearing

others believed things like this
- For years I heard the word "pedophile" and thought it meant a pedicurist's tool.— Lauren
- I used to think that board games were called bored games because you play them when you're bored.Anon
- Me & my brother used to think that the science programme QED was called "KWED" rather then "KYOO EE DEE".— Richard Davies
- I thought “Orgy” was slang for orgasm until I looked up the definitionAnon
- I thought that the "don't walk" sign at crosswalks meant to run across the street as quickly as possible!— richard
- i used to think that the word e-mail was a sex, like male, female and e-mail.
I'm so thick!— Confoozed