when i was a kid my mother made me believe that santa was to be left ice tea or coffee instead of milk because he needed the energy for the rest of the night.well a few years later i finally relized why . my mother is lactose intolerant. and guess what her favorite drinks are?
A childhood belief about father christmas

others believed things like this
- I used to believe that people who were lactose intolerant could not consume ANY dairy products AT ALL. — Marideth
- I used to believe that coffee was tea with milk in it.Anon
- I Used To Believe The Monster Beverage/Energy Drink Was Monster Milk!— KellGirl
- My mother told me when i was 5 that Santa wouldn't come if i kept sucking my thumb. — Traumatized
- I used to believe that brown cows made chocolate milk and white cows made regular milk.— andrew mient
- My mother didn't want me outside at night so she told me i had to come in or else 'the night air would get me'— Dan