my friends husband has a little neice. well someone had told this little girl apparently that when you see poop it is actually chocolate. one day they went up to the bathroom to use it there stood the little girl turd in hand with it in and all over her mouth she was eating the chocolate out of her mini training potty.
A childhood belief about weeing and pooing

others believed things like this
- When I was a small girl, I used to believe black men had fallen into chocolate. — elodie, French student in eighth grade
- I used to believe that The Horse was The Cow's husband, and that it produced chocolate milk.— Laura
- Chocolate, they say, rots your teeth. I believed if you drank chocolate milk, your bones would be brown.— Dellio
- I used to belive chocolate milk came from brown or chocolate cows.Anon
- I used to believe that eating chocolate laxatives made you stronger,don't ask me why.— pat
- I used to think that someone having dark-coloured skin was a result of eating too much chocolate.Anon