I used to think that my dogs and cats were really spies for my parents, and might be perverted, so I would never undress in front of them; I would kick them out of my room.
A childhood belief about cats and dogs

others believed things like this
- i thought that our cats were secret spies for my parents and i would never do anything bad around them. Anon
- My sister and I thought cats and dogs were the same animal, the dogs were male and the cats were female.— Paul
- I used to believe all dogs were male and all cats were female. I still call dogs "boy" and cats "girl." — Kelly F.
- I use to believe that cats and dogs were the same species; cats were girls and dogs were boys.— poopcrystals
- I used to believe hat the news readers could see into my living room so i sed to undress behind the couch.— henri
- I used to believe that dogs ate cats.— Tom