When I was in about 8, we would stand in line in school every morning to go to the bathroom. Most of the time, I had to pee really bad. I would always think that if I tried hard enough, I would puke my pee out, and I wouldn't have to go anymore.
A childhood belief about weeing and pooing

others believed things like this
- I got given a box of slime marked "alien puke" and asked if E.T. was all right.Anon
- I used to believe that if I ate pieces of bread it would soak up my pee and I wouldn't have to pee anymore.— Anna
- when i was a kid, i used to think that if i didn't fall asleep, morning wouldn't comeAnon
- when i was small, i thought if i don't sleep then morning wouldn't come..— lily
- I used to think that adam and the ants' stand and deliver was 'stand in your liver'.....— wook
- I used to think that tampons were meant to absorb women's urine so they wouldn't have to go to the bathroom.— Koyaanisqatsi