When I was little,(3 or 4),I used to strip down my clothing when I had to go number 2,because I believed that a giant poopy would come out and covermy entire body in a thin layer of dookie. I to this day poo naked.
A childhood belief about weeing and pooing

others believed things like this
- I used to believe that a strip club meant that you took your own clothing off — Adam
- I used to think that a strip mall was where you shop naked.— WD
- when i was little i believed that your social security number was the number you were born on the earth — christine
- the poopy man. he would pick your poop up when you flush— annie
- I used to believe jaywalking meant walking around naked in public (from naked as a JAY bird...)— Izzi
- I used to believe that being a tiger would be a job like plumber or layer. It was my dream job.— Dom