When I was little (about 5) my sister (16 at the time) was talking to her friends about "cocks". Curious because that was a new word to me I asked her what it was. She said it was a different work for poop. So you can imagine the look on my moms face the next day when my mom asked me how my day at school was and I replied: "It was okay, except for when I went to the bathroom and somebody left a huge smelly cock in the toilet!"
A childhood belief about rude bits
others believed things like this
- I actually asked my mother if mixing girls' poop and boys' poop would cause an explosion.— kraine
- I thought that "cocky" was a bad word since it has "cock" in it— Shimmer
- I used to believe that monsters lived in my toilet and they ate my poop and urine when i flushed the toilet.Anon
- when i was 8 i took a huge poop and i thought it was a baby— kl
- i used to believe that if i didn't work at school, i would have donkey ears, so now i work hard !!!— denis
- I used to think if I left the toilet seat open my cat would get flushed down the toilet.— G