When I was shopping with my mum, I saw a packet of condoms. Using my 7 year old logic, I believed that 'condom' meant 'cone dome' and you had to put it over your icecream cone so when you ate your icecream it wouldn't melt all over your fingers.
A childhood belief about condoms

others believed things like this
- My mother told me that when the icecream man played music that meant he was OUT of icecream.— B. Jones
- My Mum told me that when the icecream man played his music it meant that he had run out of icecream!Anon
- i thought that if the icecream van had its chimes going, it meant it was out of ice cream— Gracie
- i asked my step dad why i never see icecream trucks in cali and he said there iligel— brittany
- I used to believe that scones were cone-shaped because the word is sCONES. — scone
- i used to believe that condoms were thing that u put in your mouth and they would melt and kill all the spermAnon