A childhood belief about fear of

When I was in kindergarten, each class had its own washroom(a good thing, in my opionion) but anyway, when I started grade one my sister was starting fourth grade. She told me that all the toilets in the girls washroom had monsters in them, who would eat anyone who wasn't 7 yet(lucky me,8 months til my birthday). She told me the only place I could go to the bathroom was in either: a urinal in the boys bathroom, or my pants. Now being young and gullible, I believed her without question. Of course, I could never let a boy see me in their bathroom, so I spent many a lunchtime trying to sneak into the boys bathroom without being seen. To make matters WORSE, I couldn't figure out how the urinals worked, and naturally assumed that you sat in them like a toilet. After sitting down in it and doing my business(ill give ya a hint. i didnt have to piss), I spent ages trying to find the handle to flush it! I eventually gave up and went back to class, but after that I could never bring myself to go back into the boys bathroom, cause i didnt like the wet feeling on my ass(which i have now deducted was some guys piss) And,well, put it this way. My mom started wondering why she found my pants in the laundry every day.....But don't worry. I got my sister back....Hehe(i got all my friends together and we held her down and made her drink 4 glasses of water. Then we towed her over to her crushes house, and he opened the door just as she lost control. :)YAY)