When I was in third grade,we were taking a test and I farted and it came out soooooooo loud and it sounded strangely like a horn. Everyone turned around and looked out the window thinking that a big truck had went by and blew its horn. I turned around and went with it, because i didn't want anybody to know it was me.
A childhood belief about farting

others believed things like this
- I used to believe my dad could honk the car horn by pushing on a mysterious spot on the roof of the car.— sarah b
- i used to think that when i turned 5 i would become a boy because 5 sounded like a boy age.Anon
- My mum used to tell me when the ice-cream truck turned on his jingle, it meant they had run out of ice-cream!Anon
- That boys turned into women when they became adults and girls turned into men when they became adults. Anon
- I wanted to grow up and be a truck. Not a truck driver, a truck. Anon
- I used to think that when somebody farted, little black dots came out that looked like pepper specks.— Jade