When i was little my friends convinced me that when i heard somebody else fart that it was really me.And they told me that no body would know if i sniffed them up quickly enough.Needless to say, my friends constantly tried to fart so that could watch me turn around and sniff untill i thaught it was gone.
A childhood belief about farting
others believed things like this
- I used to believe that if you sniffed a really stinky fart, it would poison your insides and die.— Fartcheeks
- I once told a friend of mine that if you held in a smelly burp, it'd turn into a fart. She believed me.Anon
- Up until 8th grade or so, I was convinced that I invented the word "Fart"— Jonah
- when i was a little girl, i beleived that women didnt have bums, because i never heard my mom fart. Anon
- I was about 6 and thought my family invented the fart because I never heard anyone outside my family do it.— Bob
- My brother once told me that if you burp and fart at the same time, you'd explode— Aubrey