My dad used to tell me that guacamole came from the eggs of the guac bird.
A childhood belief about general

others believed things like this
- Bird eggs grow on trees, and they have to go and collect them to put them in their nests.— Ulalia
- When I was young my mother used to tell me that guacamole was actually crushed grasshoppers.Anon
- I used to believe that only brown eggs came from chickens. I thought white eggs were made at the store— Destiny
- When I was a kid, I used to believe that cadbury cream eggs real uncooked eggs in the middle Anon
- I used to believe that bunny rabbits hatched from eggs, since the Easter Bunny gave you eggs.— goat
- until the age of 6 i didnt know bird had feet.Anon