When I was little, I thought that when you got married you decided if you wanted a kid or not and the minister or pastor or whatever would give it to you then. and I was deathly worried that I wouldn't be able to make up my mind and would want one after I already said no!
A childhood belief about marriage

others believed things like this
- I thought a Prime Minister was some kind of religious leader, due to the "Minister" part— Darth Carrietta
- I used to think that you wouldn't die unless you got married.— Um...no.
- I didn't mind eating lambs brains when I was a kid because I thought it would make me smart.Anon
- when was little i used to believe that if you won the grand national you would become prime ministerAnon
- I used to believe that a widower was a guy who killed married husbands to make thier wife a widow— Jessica
- I thought Maria Carey's 1998 ballad was 'I'd give my arms' instead of 'I'd give my all'.— Briony Maggs