When i was little I used to think if I drank water while I was peeing it would go straight through me. I thought if I did thisI wouldn't have to go to the bathroom later on.
A childhood belief about weeing and pooing

others believed things like this
- I used to believe that honey was made from bees' pee when they drank too much water.Anon
- that bathroom tap water was recycled "potty" water from the toliet. — livingdeadgirl
- I used to believe that men drank beer and women drank wine. Anon
- My mum used to tell me that you couldn't drink water out of the tap from the bathroom as it was poisonous.Anon
- I used to think making straight A's in school was literally writing A's straight. Anon
- I used to think that tampons were meant to absorb women's urine so they wouldn't have to go to the bathroom.— Koyaanisqatsi