When I was little, I got the concept of potty training FAST.
But nobody told me to go in the crapper.
So, I figured you were supposed to pee in the vents. The vents on the walls were for big boys who knew all the way how to go potty.
It started with my own vents.
Then it cropped up in other people's houses.
'Twas quite a romp, 'til it ended with my parents, an office complex, and an angry old man.
A childhood belief about weeing and pooing
others believed things like this
- I used to believe that sharks lived under the pools where the air vents were. — Carol
- I used to think that the music from a car radio came out of the heater/air vents in the dashboard.— Joe
- I used to think people had a "potty mouth" if they had been drinking out of the toilet.Anon
- My brother used to be scared to poop in the potty. He thought that he was pooping out his bones.— Lillyth
- that bathroom tap water was recycled "potty" water from the toliet. — livingdeadgirl
- I never knew why boys had to lift up the toilet seat...until my friend told me that boys had bad aim.Anon