When I was younger I would say "cheese and crackers got all muddy" becasue thats what i thought i heard my parents say. In the end they were saying, "jesus christ and god all mighty". woops.
A childhood belief about swearing

others believed things like this
- In a religious song, instead of “Jesus Christ” I heard “Cheese is Prize”— EJ
- I believed that Jesus Christ was the son of the Christ family, i.e., Mary and Joseph Christ.— David Araújo
- When I was a kid I thought girls peed out of there vaginas...woops!— Greg
- Thanks to the commercials,I believed that Philadelphia Cream Cheese was made by Jesus.— Too Literal
- At the time I thought the moon was made of cheese and with oceans of cheese— 123
- I used to believe that grilled cheese was called 'girl cheese,' and only girls could eat it.— Paige