when i was a little kid, when my dad always farted he would say "there goes another barking spider." whenever he said that, i would dive on the floor looking for it.
A childhood belief about farting
others believed things like this
- My dad would say "The snake's are barking" when he farted.— Big1
- I saw a spider on the floor and thought it was a baby tarantula. We don't even get tarantulas where I live.Anon
- That only men farted. I literally started sobbing the first time I realized I farted.Anon
- When I was liitle, I used to believe that if a spider would bite me than I would become Spider-Man!!!— IronManxD
- Farts really are Barking Spiders, right?Anon
- When I was little I used to believe that dogs talked to each other when barking.Anon